- mercutio: i can see what's happening
- benvolio: what?
- mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
- benvolio: stop
- mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
- benvolio: people are dying
"can you tell everyone that dinner is ready?"
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
in the new fairly oddparents movie
timmy turner fucking dies
so now that i am a sous chef i get to have a raise
plus im gonna be working everyday so im gonna be making some bank
gotta get at least a down payment on new car
NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.